1 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:04,020 I don't know the right words. 2 00:01:06,610 --> 00:01:08,150 Ought to be a septon here. 3 00:01:14,910 --> 00:01:16,290 You were a true knight. 4 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:20,160 You never beat me when I didn't deserve it. 5 00:01:21,410 --> 00:01:22,410 Fuck. 6 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,760 Except that time in maiden pool. 7 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,180 It was the inn boy ate the widow woman's pie. 8 00:01:32,930 --> 00:01:35,180 Not me. I told you. 9 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:37,270 Why, you... 10 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:45,690 Doesn't matter now. 11 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:04,000 I'd leave your sword, but it... 12 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:06,250 It would only rust in the ground. 13 00:02:12,670 --> 00:02:14,420 I wish you didn't die, ser. 14 00:02:20,770 --> 00:02:22,610 I'll take good care of the horses. 15 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:40,410 Eat like a king if I sold you three. 16 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:44,200 For a year or two. 17 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:46,750 Then what? 18 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:54,210 That road ends in outlawry or beggary. 19 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,980 We could go to a city. 20 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,650 King's landing? Lannisport? 21 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,040 Could join the city watch. 22 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:34,170 Stop raping, ser. 23 00:03:45,430 --> 00:03:47,560 Fits my grip as well as it ever fit his. 24 00:03:53,110 --> 00:03:54,990 And there is a tourney at ashford Meadow. 25 00:05:27,450 --> 00:05:29,830 Hello there. Are you the stable boy? 26 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:37,186 I want the palfrey rubbed down. 27 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:39,686 And oats for all three. You tend to them? 28 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:42,606 I could, if I wanted. 29 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:44,566 None of that. See to the horses. 30 00:05:44,590 --> 00:05:47,230 You'll get a copper if you do well, and a clout in the ear if not. 31 00:05:58,650 --> 00:05:59,650 Sit where you like. 32 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,146 There's good lamb roasted with a crust of herbs 33 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:16,710 and some ducks my son shot down. Which will you have? 34 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,080 Both. 35 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,920 You're big enough for it. 36 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,690 - How much farther to ashford? - Day's ride. 37 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:41,360 Is my boy seeing to your horses or has he run off again? 38 00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:44,086 No, he's there. 39 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:45,886 Half the town's gone down the tourney. 40 00:06:45,910 --> 00:06:47,540 Mine would, too, if I allowed it. 41 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,756 I swear, I couldn't tell you why. 42 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:51,990 Knights are built the same as other men. 43 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,750 And I never knew a joust to change the price of eggs. 44 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,646 Bound for the tourney yourself? 45 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,090 I dreamed of you. 46 00:07:09,010 --> 00:07:11,720 Stay the fuck away from me. You hear? 47 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:14,350 My lord? 48 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:39,686 Never you mind that one, ser. 49 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,170 I'll see about your food. 50 00:07:49,430 --> 00:07:53,180 Hiya! Take that! Yah! 51 00:07:56,980 --> 00:07:57,980 Oi! 52 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,480 My lord. 53 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,666 - You thief! - I did not mean to offend you. 54 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:05,126 Take that armor off you. Now! 55 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:08,676 And be glad thunder didn't kick you in that fool head of yours. 56 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,506 He's a war horse, not a boy's pony. 57 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:12,240 I could ride him as well as you. 58 00:08:12,990 --> 00:08:14,490 Close your insolent mouth. 59 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,160 I... 60 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,516 I'm a knight, I'll have you know. 61 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,210 You don't look to be a knight. 62 00:08:21,290 --> 00:08:24,276 - What, all knights look the same, do they? - No. 63 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:26,180 But they don't look like you either. 64 00:08:27,510 --> 00:08:28,590 Your belt's made of rope. 65 00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:32,526 So long as it holds my scabbard, it serves. 66 00:08:32,550 --> 00:08:35,930 Are you going to the tourney, then? Do you mean to enter the lists? 67 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:38,220 Yeah, I suppose I do. 68 00:08:38,850 --> 00:08:41,286 Take me with you, ser. Please. 69 00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:43,126 And what might your mother say to that? 70 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:44,496 Not much. 71 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:45,850 She's dead. 72 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,820 Is the innkeeper not your... 73 00:08:50,610 --> 00:08:52,046 You're an orphan boy. 74 00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:53,070 Are you? 75 00:08:54,530 --> 00:08:57,070 I was. Once. 76 00:08:57,830 --> 00:08:59,290 Till my ser took me in. 77 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,710 Taught me arms and riding, and... 78 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:06,380 And taught me everything, really. 79 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,486 Best he could. 80 00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:13,196 If you could bring me to ashford, I could squire for you, ser. 81 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,946 And you can teach me best you can. 82 00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:18,116 No, I have no need for a squire, lad. 83 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,906 Every knight needs a squire. 84 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:22,680 And you look like you need one more than most. 85 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,440 And you look like you need a good clout in the ear. 86 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:30,006 Fill me a sack of oats. 87 00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:32,240 I'm off for ashford. Alone. 88 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:40,750 Look, lad, I promise you... 89 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:44,160 You're better off not squiring for the likes of me. 90 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:53,470 For your help. 91 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,036 Sulk all you wish. 92 00:09:58,060 --> 00:09:59,940 I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone. 93 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:42,580 Sorry. 94 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,186 Piss off. 95 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,460 Beg pardon, men. 96 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,470 I wish to speak to the master of the games. 97 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,640 What do you want, man? 98 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:11,536 Got you again! 99 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:14,020 I came for the tourney. 100 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:18,046 My lord's tourney is a contest for knights. 101 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,506 - You a knight? - Hyah! 102 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,570 Oi! Psst! 103 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,030 A knight with a name, mayhaps? 104 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:29,620 Dunk. 105 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:32,300 Ser dunk. 106 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:37,470 I was squire to ser arlan of penny tree since I was a boy. 107 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,760 He knighted me before he passed, with his own sword. 108 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,060 That's his penny there in the hilt. 109 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,980 Well, a sword it is for a certainty. 110 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,126 But I've never heard of this arlan of penny tree. 111 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,506 You were his squire, you say? 112 00:12:57,530 --> 00:12:59,950 He always meant for me to be a knight one day... 113 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:02,150 As he was. 114 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,870 Am I to be a knight one day, ser? 115 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,080 As you are? 116 00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:15,106 When he was dying, he called for his longsword 117 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:16,380 and bade me kneel. 118 00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:19,210 Charged me to be a good knight. 119 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:22,010 To defend the weak and the innocent. 120 00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:27,050 Serve the realm with all my might. And I swore that I would. 121 00:13:32,650 --> 00:13:35,086 Any knight can make a knight, it's true. 122 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:38,280 Were there witnesses to your dubbing? 123 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,740 Only a Robin in a Thorn tree. 124 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,250 This is ashford town, lad. 125 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:50,500 Know what comes to men here who pretend at sacred oaths? 126 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,766 - I'm not... - we hang you 127 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,290 naked by your hands and your feet... 128 00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:59,776 Lower you down asshole first onto a sharpened point 129 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,300 and fuck you dry. 130 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:05,366 Call it the ashford chair. So, I ask you again. 131 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:08,730 Were there witnesses to your dubbing besides a fuckin' songbird? 132 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,890 Well, the... see, it was raining. 133 00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:17,190 I'm bullshitting you. 134 00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:22,990 "Ashford chair." 135 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,506 You take a boot to the head? 136 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,596 This is the reach, not the river lands. 137 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,716 - "Ashford chair." - Think we're fending off 138 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:33,160 some scourge of cottagers, scuttling about, entering tourneys? 139 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,460 You'd need coin. 140 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:40,436 Armor. Horses. Men. 141 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,340 Training, gods be good. 142 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:46,696 Imagine the poor farmer charging down lyonel Baratheon in the lists. 143 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,736 That would be... a different sort of entertainment. 144 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,706 Well, I'm no farmer. 145 00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:54,270 Yet you've come dressed as one. 146 00:14:57,190 --> 00:15:00,206 Look, man, my lord ashford 147 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:03,586 fancies himself of great import. Gods know why. 148 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:06,046 Well, that means I'm to ward off every landed knight 149 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,886 and sell sword vying to challenge. 150 00:15:07,910 --> 00:15:10,200 You understand? There are princes about. 151 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,290 No, of course. 152 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,930 Your late master. 153 00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:27,760 He'll be known to the true knights here assembled? 154 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:32,996 There was a pavilion flying the banner of house dondarrion. 155 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,906 Aye, ser manfred of that house. 156 00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:37,996 Ser arlan served his lord father in dorne a few years past. 157 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,666 Ser manfred will remember us. 158 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,956 By scent alone, no doubt. 159 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:44,506 If he'll speak to your good honor, bring him here with you 160 00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,046 before the tourney begins on the morrow. 161 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,110 Leave your escorts behind. 162 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:50,290 - As you say. - Aye. 163 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,806 You are aware that those vanquished in tourney 164 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,436 forfeit their arms, armor, and horse to the Victors, and must ransom them back? 165 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,476 - Aye. - And you have coin 166 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,920 - to pay such ransom? - Gods, no. 167 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,720 I mean, I won't have need of coin. 168 00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:14,020 Seven fu... 169 00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:37,330 Mind those two. Good girl. 170 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,316 Pardon, sers. I need speak with ser manfred. 171 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:46,526 Good. 172 00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:49,590 He's napping, ser. Wake him for a stag. 173 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:51,510 I... 174 00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:54,406 I don't have a stag. 175 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,446 What kind of knight don't got a stag? 176 00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:58,826 - It's a hedge knight, ain't it? - What? 177 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,076 It's like a knight, but sadder. 178 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,706 No, I'm... I'm not sad... 179 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,996 he's gotta sleep in the hedges 'cause no lord'll have it. 180 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,230 Aw. That is sad. 181 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:10,166 And ser manfred's fucked its wife, too. 182 00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:13,216 No, I don't have a wife. 183 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,176 'Cause we're used to husbands coming 'round. 184 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,806 Likes fucking wives, that one. 185 00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:18,556 Near as much as he likes fucking us. 186 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:21,476 Told me he's on a mission to turn the whole world red. 187 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,380 - Well, we're already red. - So we are. 188 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:31,510 Well, when do you expect ser manfred to wake, then? 189 00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:34,736 It might wanna try back at even fall. 190 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,140 Evenfall. 191 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,430 - Goodbye. - Yeah. 192 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,270 Arse. 193 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,440 Why'd she say that? 194 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,700 We're not sad. 195 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,790 Certainly not rising-to-the-level-of-a-comment sad. 196 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,460 Besides, ser arlan always said that... 197 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:06,880 A hedge knight was the truest kind of knight. 198 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,736 When we win our first tilt, we'll have the loser's armor 199 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,970 and horse, or his gold. 200 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,930 Won't be sad then. 201 00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:25,480 I know. Said if we did win. 202 00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:30,110 Look, it's not a crime against the king to enjoy a nice thought for a trice. 203 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,740 Do not muck about with me, raymun. 204 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:38,040 You're a good-for-nothing useless rat. 205 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,930 What are you gawping at, you blue-eyed cunt? 206 00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:55,800 That's a longsword you wear? 207 00:18:58,550 --> 00:18:59,970 Yes, it is mine by right. 208 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,060 That's an odd thing to say. 209 00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:08,320 I'm ser steffon fossoway. Come try me. 210 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,956 As you see, me cousin here is not ripe yet. 211 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:13,716 Do it, ser. 212 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:16,586 I may not be ripe, but my cousin's rotten to the core. 213 00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:18,320 - Knock the seeds out of him. - Quiet! 214 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,476 I thank you, but I have matters to attend. 215 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,880 What, matters of the hedge, I have no doubt. 216 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:31,356 Fucking size of ya. 217 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:34,510 Stupid bastard. Ser grance! 218 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,850 Perhaps we should seek quieter accommodations. 219 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,530 Fuck. 220 00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:52,000 He's napping still. 221 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,566 Still? 222 00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:56,880 On account of his gouty toes. 223 00:20:58,510 --> 00:21:02,310 One of life's absurd little miseries, to be sure. 224 00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:06,946 Makes for restless nights. The poor dear. 225 00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:08,786 Right, absolutely. It's just... 226 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,916 Well, it is of some urgency that I speak with him, 227 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:13,820 so I may enter the lists on the morrow. 228 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:18,086 - What's this? - It means the joust. 229 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,716 Awful dangerous, that. 230 00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:20,990 Yes, well... 231 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,700 I'm not troubled with a wealth of options, am I? 232 00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:27,426 And if I mean to take service in a castle... 233 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,386 it must put its body at hazard for the pleasure of strangers. 234 00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:31,646 Ain't that our job? 235 00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:35,220 Shut up! You're meant to be dead. 236 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,510 Find a safer trade, lad. You'll be happier for it. 237 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:41,930 One whore to another. 238 00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:47,890 Must you mock me? 239 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,390 I was only asking for a bit of help. 240 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,570 I'll try ser manfred back in the morning. 241 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,520 Sorry, lad. 242 00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:59,376 Aye. We don't mean to mock you. 243 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,546 We see plenty of green boys every tourney. 244 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:05,240 All with glory in their minds, but never in their hands. 245 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:08,320 Well, perhaps I will be different. 246 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:14,880 Be good to your body, knight. Last one you're like to have. 247 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:27,770 Our brave hero forges on, leaving all he knows behind. 248 00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:33,190 A father and a friend, may seem the world unkind. 249 00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:38,740 Fate has set his lonely path through corridors of chance. 250 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:44,546 A boy from nothing risks it all, ignoring looks askance. 251 00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:49,330 Perhaps he's only stupid holding fast his mirror shield. 252 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:55,306 Great honor his ambition, must keep a truth concealed. 253 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:59,880 For if his humble shape is bared, a foul and fiery demise. 254 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:04,880 Should the dragon discover none but a man in great disguise. 255 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:41,580 Halfman! Halfman! 256 00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:45,276 Do I look like a half man to you? 257 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,066 Aye. Half man, half giant. 258 00:23:48,090 --> 00:23:49,616 Look, I'm sorry. 259 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,736 I should not have urged you to try my cousin. 260 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,076 He'd have broken your hand or a knee, if he could. 261 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,996 He likes to batter men in the yard, 262 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,060 you know, in case he meets them in the lists. 263 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:02,400 He did not break you. 264 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,280 I'm his blood. 265 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,046 Though he is the senior branch of the apple tree, 266 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,740 which he never ceases to remind me. 267 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,886 Will you and your cousin ride in the tourney? 268 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:17,080 He will. I would that I could, but I'm only a squire. 269 00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:22,760 Fight well for a squire. 270 00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:27,880 You have the look of a challenger. Whose shield do you mean to strike? 271 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,526 Makes no difference. 272 00:24:32,550 --> 00:24:34,300 That's what you're supposed to say. 273 00:24:39,190 --> 00:24:41,280 Though it makes all the difference in the world. 274 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,480 You hungry? 275 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:47,990 Always. 276 00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:15,010 Lyonel Baratheon. The laughing storm, they call him. 277 00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:18,456 I thought he'd be bigger. 278 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,730 Four thousand years ago... 279 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,166 - Four thousand years... - Where are you going? 280 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:27,440 Ago... cunts. I can't hear myself. 281 00:25:28,070 --> 00:25:32,490 I've had a profound thought, if anyone would care to listen. 282 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,676 Four thousand years ago, 283 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:44,396 our ancestors gathered in that big field outside 284 00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:48,896 to blood each other with sticks and have a little bit of gay fun. 285 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,526 And they say it was this country's first-ever joust. 286 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:54,090 Well, I say... 287 00:26:00,930 --> 00:26:01,996 The fuck was I gonna say? 288 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,940 "First-ever joust..." 289 00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:12,820 Men could not have devised such a joy. 290 00:26:15,870 --> 00:26:16,960 So, who was it? 291 00:26:22,710 --> 00:26:23,750 Who was it? 292 00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:37,930 Fuck it. A hundred gold to the man, beast, or god who sticks me best. 293 00:26:39,470 --> 00:26:42,930 Now, eat your birds so we can dance! 294 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:47,960 You ever been punched in the face before? 295 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:51,896 I beg your pardon, ser lyonel? 296 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,720 Big men get punched more than little men. Did you know that? 297 00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,970 No, but I believe it. 298 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,866 That why you slouch? So you don't get punched? 299 00:28:05,890 --> 00:28:08,246 I don't slouch. 300 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:12,820 You've been cowering all evening like a maiden on her wedding night. 301 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:18,176 I meant no disrespect, ser, honest. 302 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,790 Where I grew up, you learn to go unnoticed, is all. 303 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,450 The seven above gave you tallness. 304 00:28:25,450 --> 00:28:26,700 So, be tall. 305 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,870 Or I will name you a heretic and burn you. 306 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,816 Drown you. Drop you off a tall pl... 307 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,736 I don't know. What do they do to heretics? 308 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,276 Burn them, my lord. 309 00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:41,340 Fine. 310 00:28:42,050 --> 00:28:43,590 What have you brought me? 311 00:28:49,350 --> 00:28:53,730 Ser, I... beggin' your pardons. I didn't realize. 312 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:56,980 You wish to curry my favor some. 313 00:28:58,450 --> 00:29:00,080 Yet you come with an empty hand. 314 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:07,960 Lord cafferen, the smug cunt in red... 315 00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:11,596 He is scarce to pay his rents. 316 00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:16,080 His people starve each winter, yet even he shinied up this... 317 00:29:17,510 --> 00:29:19,396 Bauble from his family's cellars, 318 00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:22,406 for he understands that all men, in their way, 319 00:29:22,430 --> 00:29:25,930 wish only for your help, or your head. 320 00:29:28,890 --> 00:29:30,520 You've come for my head, then. 321 00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:33,706 What? 322 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,070 No! No. 323 00:29:36,570 --> 00:29:40,410 Then, why the fuck are you in my tent? 324 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,660 Supper. 325 00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:00,710 Alright. 326 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,510 Actually makes sense. 327 00:30:05,050 --> 00:30:06,930 - Supper. - What is your name, man? 328 00:30:08,770 --> 00:30:10,076 Dunk... ser dunk. 329 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:11,480 That's ridiculous. 330 00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:17,996 Do you like dancing? 331 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,980 Doesn't everyone? 332 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,360 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 333 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:49,400 The swells heaved. You could lick salt from the air. 334 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,290 But I'd come to find what men do when they die at sea. 335 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,040 So, drove I on into the storm. 336 00:32:03,710 --> 00:32:06,460 Weren't you afraid? 337 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:11,970 Within every man, there are many men. 338 00:32:15,270 --> 00:32:18,996 But that I had to do, stormlanders had always done. 339 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:22,070 And if they had done it, I could do it, too. 340 00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:27,030 You know, it's best not to agonize. 341 00:32:30,410 --> 00:32:33,410 Yeah, I agonize a lot. 342 00:32:35,790 --> 00:32:38,846 Sometimes, I think I agonize too much, 343 00:32:38,870 --> 00:32:41,330 and I just end up agonizing over that. 344 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,946 I'm quick and strong, sure. 345 00:32:46,970 --> 00:32:49,566 - Sure. - But so are you. 346 00:32:49,590 --> 00:32:50,656 Sure. 347 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,156 Plus, you've trained sword and Lance 348 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:55,576 with the finest masters-at-arms in the realm. 349 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,690 I mean... 350 00:32:57,730 --> 00:33:00,650 What chance do I have? Truly? 351 00:33:01,810 --> 00:33:03,140 You have no chance. 352 00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:14,160 But it's a great honor to test oneself against a worthy foe. 353 00:33:16,450 --> 00:33:19,346 No disrespect, ser. 354 00:33:19,370 --> 00:33:20,896 That's easy for you to say. 355 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,396 You have a name, an inheritance. 356 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:28,220 One loss, and I won't be able to ransom back my own horse. 357 00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:37,510 A knight without a horse is no knight at all. 358 00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:40,390 Aye. 359 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,190 So, what should I do? 360 00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:51,110 I don't know. 361 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,700 I'm really quite drunk. 362 00:34:04,130 --> 00:34:05,130 Okay. 363 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,210 Thanks. 364 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:12,260 Sorry. 365 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,610 Ser arlan of penny tree. 366 00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:38,756 He served your lord father 367 00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:40,820 to hunt the vulture king in the red mountains. 368 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:42,806 I was only a boy, but... 369 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:44,470 I thought you said you were a dornishman. 370 00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:47,726 No, he said he's hung like a dornishman. 371 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:50,420 No, I said I've hung dornishmen. 372 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,736 Perhaps we would speak on the morn. 373 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,486 I know your penny knight not. 374 00:34:56,510 --> 00:34:58,970 Nor you, brother. Be gone. 375 00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:06,246 But ser arlan took a wound in your father's service. 376 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:07,610 How could you have forgotten him? 377 00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:13,876 My lord father took 800 swords into those mountains. 378 00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:17,150 We've forgotten men who reaped much more than a wound. 379 00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:20,886 Please, ser, I will not be allowed to challenge 380 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,370 unless a knight or a lord will vouch for me. 381 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:24,620 And what is that to me? 382 00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:52,150 You! 383 00:35:53,650 --> 00:35:54,650 What... 384 00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:58,296 What are you doing? 385 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,176 Cooking a fish. Do you want some? 386 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,976 No! I mean, how did you get here? Did you steal a horse? 387 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,750 I rode in the back of a lamb cart. 388 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,080 Lamb cart. 389 00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:14,186 - Well, you best find another one. - You can't make me go. 390 00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:16,066 I'd had enough of that inn. 391 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:19,526 Now, listen, I'll have no more insolence from you, boy. 392 00:36:19,550 --> 00:36:22,236 I should throw you over my horse and take you home. 393 00:36:22,260 --> 00:36:24,786 You'd need to ride all the way to king's landing. 394 00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:27,270 - You'd miss the tourney. - King's landing? 395 00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,190 - You're from flea bottom? - No. 396 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:32,940 Aye. 397 00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:42,096 What are those doing there? 398 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,596 I washed them. 399 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:46,636 I made the fire, caught the fish, and groomed the horses. 400 00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:49,830 I would have raised your pavilion, but I couldn't find one. 401 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,396 - There's my pavilion. - That's a tree. 402 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:56,010 Yes, and it's all the pavilion a true knight needs. 403 00:36:57,010 --> 00:36:59,890 I'd sooner sleep under the stars than in some smoky tent. 404 00:37:01,550 --> 00:37:02,840 What if it rains? 405 00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:05,286 The tree will shelter me. 406 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:06,390 Trees leak. 407 00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:10,666 So they do. 408 00:37:10,690 --> 00:37:11,940 What's your name? 409 00:37:13,110 --> 00:37:15,586 - Dunk. - Ser dunk. 410 00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:18,950 That's no name for a knight. Is it short for Duncan? 411 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:21,966 Yeah. Yes. 412 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:23,700 Ser Duncan of... 413 00:37:29,710 --> 00:37:31,170 Ser Duncan the tall. 414 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,766 Never heard of him. 415 00:37:33,790 --> 00:37:35,726 Do you know every knight in the seven kingdoms, then? 416 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,130 The good ones. 417 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:42,446 - You got a name, thief? - Egg. 418 00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:43,470 Egg. 419 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:48,996 Well, egg, by rights, I should beat you bloody, 420 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:50,310 send you on your way. 421 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,890 But you look as though you don't eat much. 422 00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:57,400 And if you'll swear to do as you're told... 423 00:37:59,650 --> 00:38:01,170 I'll let you serve me for the tourney. 424 00:38:04,030 --> 00:38:05,160 After that, well... 425 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:08,740 We'll see. 426 00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:15,290 I don't have much, but if you prove worth your keep... 427 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,260 You'll have clothes on your back and food in your belly. 428 00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:22,856 The clothes might be rough-spun and the food, 429 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,220 salt beef and salt fish, but you won't go hungry. 430 00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:29,770 I promise not to beat you. 431 00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:32,650 Except when you deserve it. 432 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,680 Yes, my lord. 433 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,360 "Ser." 434 00:38:39,230 --> 00:38:40,650 I'm only a hedge knight. 435 00:38:53,410 --> 00:38:55,910 A falling star brings luck to those who see it. 436 00:38:58,340 --> 00:39:00,276 Go to sleep, boy. 437 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:03,446 All the other knights are in their pavilions by now, 438 00:39:03,470 --> 00:39:05,890 staring up at silk instead of sky. 439 00:39:08,050 --> 00:39:09,680 Do you want a clout in the ear? 440 00:39:20,730 --> 00:39:22,820 So, the luck is ours alone?